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Idiot Savant (n): a mentally defective person with an exceptional skill or talent in a special field.
Make your call
No Gatemaster, it's the worst insult you could ever possibly get.
...I'm kidding. But still.
MARIUS LOVE <3 SERIOUSLY, HE COULD GET IN MY TOP 4 <3
Gatemaster: Being crazy and prevailing in everything since '08.
Season 3: Lions and Giraffes and Big Tom Oh My!
16th Brandon Quinton(8th place):I really dislike Brandon He was allighned with the Other Mallrats in his tribe and he was a jerk to Teresa and Frank. Once he lost power he just became even dumber because no one really cared about him. When Frank outlasted him he was still trying to bring Frank down but still this loser had no idea how to play.
15th Lindsey Ritcher(11th place): She was a scary woman(hot) but just too negative.So happy we didnt have her make the merge.
14th Silas Gaither(12th place):Ugh this guy was the leader of The Mall rats.He was a self righteous but-face who expected the game to go by like clockwork,However when the Tribe swap occured he was caught with his pants down and in the most satisfying way Teresa,Frank,Ethan,Kim,and Clarence voted him out!
13th Lex "Twat Waffle" Van den Bergh (3rd place):I liked him because he was allighned with Ethan.Everything else he did sucked.
12th Diane Ogden(16th place):Never got to know her.
11th Carl Bilancione(14th place):Same as Diane.Eliminated due to a tiebreaker.
10th Jessie Camach(15th):Hotty, but a mercy boot. Poor girl.
9th Kim Johnson(Runner Up):Old lady Who I knew would not win in the end.
8th Linda Spencer(13th place):She was one cRaZy lady lol "HUGS ALL AROUND"!
7th Clarence Black(10th place):I for one really liked Clarence he was a very nice dude from what I saw and he was unique in the way that his whole tribe hated him at first. His redemption arc was great.
6th Kelly Goldsmith(9th place): Was screwed over by Lex. She was a firey woman who brought down the Brimstone! (+ she was CUTE <3!)
5th Teresa " T Bird" Cooper(5th place):She was a great player. She reminded me of one of my aunts and was just an overley good person.
4th Kim Powers (6th Place):The Only Mallrat I liked. When her group dissolved she became the sweetheart,and boy let me tell ya she was sweet!
3rd Ethan Zahn(Winner): The first Alpha Male winner. Ethan was a cool dude complete with Epic Hair! XD
2nd Frank Garrison(7th place):Frank was unontentionally funny and his many quotes were hillarious. The fact he was always paired up with Brandon was always entertaining.
Tom "Big Tom" Buchanon(4th place) Tom was an awesome big country bumpkin who had me smiling throughout Africa.(XD Big Tom Dancing lol!)
For a guy not trying, Gatemaster is in a prime position.
Lex needed to be lower
Wow... you'd think with Chitlin around, there'd be more yelling, hitting, screaming...
Is it just me, or does his outfit kinda burn your eyes?
Re: Survivor Africa--
#3- Lex: 1st true Uberbastard in survivor history (Richard wasn't really a bastard.. just smart.)
#2- Ethan: Least favorite winner ever. I hated him so damn much...
#1- Big Tom: I hoped he'd win. played one of the better games overall, but got screwed in the end.