Fan Characters will be competing for $1,000,000.
Some people just aren't cut out for this game....
Random Mario Fact #1: Did you know that Mario was originally going to ride a rocket and carry a beam gun and a rifle? Apparently the Mario series was going to be an action game at first. The game was to be split evenly between on-foot stages and shooter stages in which Mario rides a rocket or cloud. Who knew?
Anyway, Bowser continues to be amazing, and so does Cassidy with her opinions. I also like Vinnie and Brandi. Rosella sucks a lot, and SFC11 Cheating Satan Spawn can still die in the fiery pits of hell. But, yeah, the rest were good here.
@Tailslover13: Have you ever considered abbreviating that guy's name to save time?
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: No. I actually enjoy dragging out his title to ridiculous lengths, just to prove how serious I am about my loathing of him and how much I detest every fiber of his being. I mean, the more effort you put into it, the more you show that it means a lot to you~
@Tailslover13: Hey, I can do that too.
Survivor Fan Characters Season Eleven Which Occurred in 2013 and Is the Most Overrated Piece of Work I've Ever Seen Because In My Opinion Pretty Much None of the Contestants Were Any Good and I'm Really Getting Ahead of Myself So Let Me Just Go Ahead and Introduce the Guy I'm Talking About Already... Runner Up.
Matthew Broderick: "It's 'Tatopolous'."
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: I...honestly have no idea what the hell you just said or what you were referencing, but...you know what? I like your enthusiasm and comedic charm. You're alright, Gary~
@Tailslover13: Nostalgia Critic's review of Godzilla '98. If you haven't seen the movie, lucky you.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Oh, right, I remember that review. And, actually, I HAVE seen that movie. I actually really liked it! I don't get why people hate it so much.
@Tailslover13: I think a lot of the hate had to do with the script not being loyal to the source material or something, which is understandable.
But here's my question: who cares that much about the Godzilla franchise in the first place?
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: The Japanese? Monster movie nerds? Random dudes living in their mother's basements that collect trading cards and plushies and random other things that even hipsters would scoff at? I don't know, there's all kinds of people out there~
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: James Rolfe, AKA The Angry Video Game Nerd, is a big Godzilla Fan.
@Tailslover13: This comment is a step in the right direction. Proud of you
@Tailslover13: I think this is the first properly positive thing you've said about any character this season. I'm oddly... proud of you.
I, like, *totally* hate Rosella, you know? Oh my godddduh, she is so. Fake.
So we can start calling Bowser Duncan now, right?
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Lmao. Bowser going through that Duncan development. He'll have to get 7th place after burning a cottage down.
@Guest: Im pretty sure duncan blew it up with dynamite.
BOWSER IS THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER PLAY SURVIVOR
THANK YOU BOWSER
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Seriously, Rosella is about as redundant as you can get. lyzebel was enough, thank you. Vinny's the man, though.
Bowser is Penny all over again
Vinnie continues to be the best, and his daughter continues to be the worst. When have bitchy spoiled girls been charming? Oh right, never.
My sides. This is too good~
Eli, Sierra and Thorne needs to wake up. There an alliance already in play, guys! And you're in the minority! This is not good. :(
@RedBeryl: I think Eli's used to being in the minority. And there are no flags currently pointing towards his or his cousin's elimination. Pretty sure he's fine with any other result at the moment.
You're right about Sierra and Thorne though.
Bowser is such a good guy! He's protecting people from society's worst types of annoying people, just like a good daddy!
Even when he's heroic, Bowser can't win.
Bowser's now offically a Nice Job Fixing It, Villain.
@qazox: With a liberal dose of Can't Get in Trouble for Nuthin' and Springtime for Hitler.
@Sonofhades: Maybe some shades of Accidental Hero.
Gotta love that Eli is most likely talking about both Rosella's complaining and Vinnie's confessional when he says she raised every single first boot flag in 45 minutes.
Past that, way to go Bowser! Didn't know you had it in you to be the good guy for a change...
I'm torn. On one hand, Rosella is managing to be a bigger annoyance than Shaniqua and she's raising all the boot flags. On the other hand, she's annoying Brandi and giving Bowser a good dose of Springtime for Hitler.
Okay so Rosella is the worst as expected. Though if she does stay for a bit, at least Vinnie's attempts to "unlock her inner strength" might be fun to watch.
Also Bowser is still the best thing ever.
Why do I feel like SWSU's about to pull another Montana/Iyzebel comeback for Rosella? The snobby girl that hates being out here but turns it around after a few days.
Marverlous timing indeed... Bowser couldn't have picked a better target in his tribe since Rosella is terribly annoying.
It's one thing to be lazy but insulting the other contestants and having to voice your opinion non-stop is a no-go.
I hope Vinnie's efforts aren't in vain though. Giving up the chance for a million just to teach his daughter a lesson for life... Wow. For someone who only used to care about himself Vinnie impresses me more and more
Even when Bowser wins, he loses.