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This is why you don't piss off the people who make your food.
Is Taro...going to poison them or something? Oh wow. That's...uh...you know what? GOOD! Poison them. Make them SUFFER! For all the shit they've put us through, and for what they just did to Ky...make them feel the pain, Taro. Make them feel misery. YES! This is glorious. All three of those assholes deserve nothing but the worst.
@Tailslover13: All they did was vote him out, it's not like they sent him to the DEATH chamber, and Dustin and Sylvia are not that awful as human beings to deserve freaking POISONING. (Shaega is but it's okay <3).
@Guesty: Eh, I don't care; I hate all three of them, so seeing this happen to them is glorious for me. Besides, it's SFC; aren't we supposed to not take it seriously or something? So, NOW people are taking it seriously? People are such hypocrites. It's hilarious.
@Tailslover13: Honestly your comments are always so negative, and you always seem to try and start drama. Please look back to the last comic and re-read what SWSU had to say ty.
@TailsHater: Says the person using a fake name to insult me. If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is. And, I can be as negative as I want; it's my damn right, just like it is yours to say what you want. Get over yourself.
@Tailslover13: From what I can find, Fukushu sushi rolls are normally just spicy tuna dishes. This one may possibly be made with a delayed reaction to get them to the challenge before feeling the effects.
Apparently it also translates into associate or assistant, and Ky has been known to make really spicy sushi like he did for Tails, so a spicy sushi named in reference to Ky would feel appropriate.
@Zephiarath: I thought it was the Japanese word for "revenge" or something?
@Tailslover13: I think that's fukushuu instead of fukushu. But maybe the accent also makes it different.
Yeah so they're all going to be sick for the final day and Shaega's definitely not making it to day 39 and Taro still wins. Yep.
This is going to get shitty.
Stay classy Taro
Good, Sylvia and Dustin will die of salmonella. Taro really is the hero this season.
New update for my Survivor thing.
UPDATE: I now have the canon chart up! http://chronoalone.deviantart.com/art/Survivor-Fiction-Fans-vs-Canons-Canon-chart-61501204 5
Oh lol I was wondering how Taro was gonna successfully win his way to the finals XD
Really hoping it's just final three because I don't think Taro would be able to win two in a row.
That's... surprisingly sinister of Taro. Is that his plan? Give them all food poisioning so he can win immunity? How evil, but also ingenious.
PS: More shameless self promotion: http://drmarble1.deviantart.com/journal/Survivor-Switzerland-614810099
@DrMarble: Well, if Shaega can cheat and use his unfair power...then Taro can poison them for it. I love this, honestly, and they deserve every bit of it.
@Tailslover13: Sylvia i'd say doesn't really deserve food poisoning. But for Shaega and Dustin... yeah, fuck'em.
@DrMarble: Sylvia is a glutton who is cranky when she doesn't eat. So...delicious irony, wouldn't you say? Food will be her downfall.
@Tailslover13: Keyword "delicious"
Oh god Taro is going to go the cheap way to win which I have mixed feeling because Dustin and Sylvia are what I feel like a final two and if Taro wins immunity its mean bye to Shaega :(
@spinfur: I don't mind him using this tactic to get them. I mean yeah, a little dirty, but whatever it takes to get to the finals. Taro's out to win now, and I honestly think he's going to win.
@Guest: Thats why Im having mixed emotions
Taro is known for his kindness and sweetness but now hes becoming evil Taro for these last few days one of my fav heroes turning evil D:
@spinfur: What is he SUPPOSED to do? Roll over and die, since he clearly wasn't going to win the next challenge over those three? Seriously, this is all he CAN do.
@spinfur: I don't know if I'd classify him as evil. He just seems more vengeful than anything (which makes sense given the circumstances). His best friend was booted out, and he knows that if he doesn't do something, he's gone. He's up against an idiot, a glutton, and a cheater with freaky powers. While I want Taro to win, I feel that him winning is quite predictable, which is why I'm open to any of the players left winning. Taro's just playing for keeps now and I understand where he's coming from. It's definitely playing dirty, but nothing said that you couldn't fool them using food. Taro's been "just a sushi chef" all game but once his bro was booted, it pretty much forced his hand. It's sink or swim time now, and Taro's bringing out the heavy artillery.
Also, forgive me if I'm wrong, but if Taro wins, most likely he will be the first winner to have never received a vote against them.
@DrMarble: That'd be amusing. He plays like Richard Hatch, but he'd win like Cochran.
Willingly giving your tribemates food poisoning, huh? That has to be violating at least one rule.
"Taro committed his first act of bioterrorism that day. After Survivor, he would continue to serve his raw, unhealthy scallops to patrons of his restauraunt, eventually leading to the biggest parasitic outbreak this nation's ever faced."
Or, y'know, they just got sick and lost the immunity challenge.
If I could just jump into real-world Survivor criticism for just a minute... the original All-Stars was an awful season. Why? Because almost everyone there took the game waaaay too personally, resulting in broken friendships, terrible shifts in personality, all the good players leaving early, and exessive bitterness that lasted from the very beginning of the season to the end of the reunion show.
Now that I'm done with that rant, onto this All-Star season. I will say that this is not the worst season ever. It's considerably better than All-Stars '04, I'll give it that. Thankfully, there's no Amber here to get engaged and notch a pointless victory. But still, this season is pret-ty bad.
I've already gone into detail as to why I don't think pre-existing characters work well in this setting, so I think it's best that I just jump straight in and say that yes, a lot of the characters this season were "ruined" in certain ways. Take Bitsy for example. This season, she tried to play a cutthroat game to contrast her nicer gameplay in her first season, all the while being incredibly, even a bit obnoxiously moody. I can understand being mentally broken by all the moves you pulled, but even so, you pulled those moves yourself. If you didn't want to make Violet so mad at you, you should've told him straight up that you couldn't save him. But you know, I guess I'm happy she won instead of Kala or Wendy, who were even worse.
Oh, and speaking of Violet, what the *hell* happened to this guy?! I didn't even like him that much in Season 3, but he just went full Ozzy this season and turned into a cocky competition freak who doesn't know when to let go of something that happened in a game. Okay, I admit he at least dealt with his blindside better than Ozzy did... somewhat. At least he actually got over it before the season was over. But that doesn't excuse his blatant cheating in those challenges.
I don't want my whole review to be about how certain characters got worse or just flat stayed the same quality, because that would cover most of the people this season. For what it's worth, there are two people who did improve character-wise: Minerva and Vinnie. Like Richard and, to an extent Tina, Minerva knew she had no shot at going deep into the game, but she came back anyway because she loves the game. And while Vinnie still tried to win this time around, which could've ended up being disastrous, I give him major props for fighting through that stab wound for eleven days.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: I feel like I'm the only person who kinda enjoyed the season.
@ChronoAlone: I enjoyed the season, especially since I got to see my boy Hogan again, but I can perfectly understand why many wouldn't find this season enjoyable.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Vinnie really was great this time around. I also enjoyed Joe and Hogan. But yeah, I can see why the first All-Stars was less than desirable.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: I agree fully about All-Stars. People were too invested in their image as Survivor legends, so they didn't allow themselves to enjoy their time on the season. Ergo, a season full of strategybots. Ugh. As for SFC Season 6, it was still pretty mediocre/bad. Many characters were out-of-character, but at least we got some cool returning players.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Bitsy was one of my favorite winners. I don't understand why everyone hated her. She was trying to play, and it was interesting to watch a showmance actually fall apart. At least it was still a happy ending for them. Vitzy <3
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Is it possible you're on DeviantART? I wanna watch ya!
Something tells me that Taro's not winning after this. He's def making F3 but the jury isn't going to like this.
"You either be voted out a hero or last long enough to become the villain" or something
that's all that's needed.
Hm....as much as I want to continually vaguely complain about Taro winning before I go on a once again lengthy explanation as to why I find him such a bad winner in the final comic of the season, I have to admit I approve of his tactic here. It's the first time in a long time that I felt like he got away with something on his own merits and not because he's just destined to win.
Taro's going to do whatever Taro needs to do in order to win the game. Raw scallops are not life threatening I believe... so really, Taro's just giving himself an advantage.
I'm pretty sure he will make it to the Final 3. Final 2.... I don't know now. I don't see him winning both challenges back to back. The only way I see him making Final 2 is if Sylvia or Dustin leave at F4.
EDIT: Holy crap, I think I just figured out the rest of the boot order. I think it's going to be a glorious end.
@TJBambi93: Hoo-hoo, do tell.
@ChronoAlone: I know what he's talking about: Shaega is going to overdose on Paranoia, Dustin is going to get eaten by a Shark, and Sylvia will starve to death.
@Blastoise_FTW: Hah! Well no... but I do suspect Taro will win immunity at F4... and then someone will make one of the dumbest moves in recent SFC history, just based on recent scenes.
And of course the good old phrase "Stick To The Plan".
Bless you Keith Nale.
Oh, this is going to be hilarious. If Taro gives them all food poisoning, then he has a massive advantage in the finals. I won't even be mad. They deserve the salmonella, the smug, jumped-up morons.
@Sonofhades: Amen to that, buddy~
ughhhhh Taro is becoming more and more awful.
Here is hoping he loses f3 immunity, because from the comic he obviously wins f4.
Lol through that logic I hope we are getting a clusterfuckky F2 of Dustin and Shaega lol.
I immdediately goggled the name of Taro's sushi specialty. Oh, Taro... he sure is missing Ky already.
I am worried about the effects of that sushi though. I doubt it's in Taro's interest to break a rule and probably lose his chances to win the season. However we also don't know for sure if Shaega actually tastes his dish in the end and if the intended side effects give Taro an advantage at the next challenge. Maybe Taro still thinks it's final immunity time... I want to stay confident.
@SkySurfer: For those of you playing at home, fukushū could have several meanings, but the most relevant one is "revenge."
@landis963: Interesting... I googled the name without special character and got "assistant, associate" but adding a single u turns it into your meaning which even make more sense. Wow, that's shocking
@SkySurfer: Considering some of the other bullshit Jeff lets slide during the Final Immunity Challenge (Jackie faking his injury, Liz/Jojo swapping places) I would shocked if Taro gets punished for food-poisoning everyone.
@Guest: You know what they didn't do? Physically make their opponents sick! This is stuff Bonnie would do.
Deadly Tanooki Technique #3: Arguably one of the more underhanded techniques, the Sinister Seafood Sabotage is not an pleasant experience for anyone to witness, let alone undergo.
While Shaega looks like he might be able to catch on to Taro's ploy, Sylvia and Dustin haven't a prayer. Like SWSU said... NEVER upset the guy that makes your food.
FUCK YES. *MCKENZIE'S VOICE*
Die Saliva, DIE SHAYFUCKGA, and DIE BLONDE BITCH!
Taro, I applaud you. You make me proud, go avenge Ky more. ;)
Taro's CPN glorious edit is coming forth! Hop on the Taro hype train. :3
HOORAY FOR GIVING PEOPLE FOOD POISONING!
Hah. Clever. While they're all busy puking their guts out, Taro will be winng immunity.
Can't wait for fallen comrades, always interesting to hear what the losers have to say.
Final 2? Are we going to have one of those challenges in between Tribal Councils? Hopefully Taro goes 2 for 2.
WOHOHOHOHOW!!! hahahahahaha! *laughs for close to DAYS*...................ok then, I'm done laughing. But WOW, DAMMMNNNNN is this going to b maybe the most UNDER-RATED sabotage EVER in SFC HISTORY, by FOOD POISONING!!!???
As for that BIG hint about "NEXT" Immunity, it appears that we ARE perhaps going into a SURPRISE F2 potentially. Now, given that this next IC is CLEAR about physicality/endurance likely, Taro will need to pull ALL the STOPS to win it. & since he LITERALLY gave his fellow "customers" RAW-ASS food, they will DEFINITELY feel the burn & get sick itmt, thus giving him a GOOD chance to STEAL that IC. But, if there IS 1 more afterwards, it MUST be RIGHT after the 4th-Place boot, & given that it HAS to be a TC, it WILL be Mental. Call me cocky here perhaps, butI almost GUARANTEE you that ANYTHING related to MENTAL abilities/comps, is going to Favor Taro BIG TIME, since he'll basically need NO such help there (especially w/ his "Sushi Chef" strategy FINALLY going to pay-off here) So w/ that said, it's VERY possible that Taro WILL win Both of these last 2 ICs.
& w/ that said, it's TIME to see our "losers" 1 final time, bf the REAL show begins at last!