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Dustin gets another notch in his belt and makes his way to the Final Four. Who will not?
Dustin, why do you exist?
@ChronoAlone: Because he's winning <3
that's the only good ending to this season!
@coolkyledude: Um, are you retarded or what?
@arv0908: Nope, he's just a troll.
@arv0908: Lol I'm actually serious. What's wrong with Dustin winning?
Does me liking him = me having some kind of mental disorder?
@coolkyledude: Name one thing that Dustin has meaningfully contributed to this season other than being an idiot.
@DrMarble: I realize that comedy is subjective, but frankly I find him fucking hilarious.
He's also the only consistently P person left, while not being extremely OTT like Ky or UTR like Taro.
Remember Fabio? He's Fabio. Or Keith, if he won. I would be okay with that. WTF winners are always (well, often) fun.
I don't appreciate being called retarded for liking an unpopular character in a tiny fucking comic in a really niche fandom.
@coolkyledude: First of all, do you know edgic bro? You must know of SPV then, Dustin's SPV is horrendous, he's been called dumb and idiot most of the time. Him being consitently being positive, I don't know about that.
You remember Cherman? He's UTR, hell even Ker was too OTT and UTR. Back off.
@arv0908: I don't think being dumb = being N. I mean I don't really follow edgic but I wouldn't consider someone who's dumb to be evil/N/whatever.
Consider Keith. I believe he was P for most of SJDS? I mean, there was the Stick to the Plan episode but other than that he was pretty positive IIRC.
Same with Fabio, right? And he won. I'm not saying it's normal, but dumb people (or people portrayed to be dumb) have won Survivor before.
Dustin's constantly been a part of the story, and he's never straight-up been the bad guy. He's been shown to have a good social game.
It's not impossible. It's not likely, but I don't think it's entirely impossible.
And I'd appreciate if you stop berating me for rooting for a character you don't like.
@coolkyledude: Ew. Out of the 5 characters, you really wanted the dumbo blonde bitch to win? You have a fucked up mind. Go screw with Dustin after he gets 0 votes at FTC.
@arv0908: But you don't get it...
I like blondes.
@arv0908: Dustin is getting EVERY SINGLE VOTE at FTC!
@arv0908: Can you just fucking stop it isnt necessary to attack a guy who likes characters you dont
You dont need to fucking hate on him for liking Dustin I like Shaega you going to hate on me for liking him?
You need to learn to sit down and stop over reacting to someones comment and personal opinion
@spinfur: Back off cat. It's a free world, I can fucking say what I want to say.
Have fun fucking with a vile creature who won't even care a single bit about you.
Shaega and Dustin = fucktards
You are meant to hate villains not fall in love with them and go to the bedroom with them. *rolleyes*
@arv0908: Dustin's a villain? Lmao you're delusional.
And a good villain is just as fun as a hero.
@coolkyledude: AND THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM. Shaega is not a villain, he's an unfunny troll joke.
Xeradonus is a good A+ example of a villain not your fucking shaman.
Dustin is not a villain no. He's just a tired unfunny joke. He sucks. He's the dumbed down version of Ky and Daisuke combined.
@arv0908: You and Shaega apparently have something in common.
And tbh Xeradonus was pretty one dimensional and boring. Shaega's way more interesting IMO.
IN MY OPINION.
@coolkyledude: You suck. Xeradonus' Paranoia spirit made Shaefuckga what he is today. Learn that. If it weren't for Xera, Shaega would still probably be a stone cold heartless annoying douche.
@arv0908: I think that version is even better than post-Paranoia Shaega :X
@arv0908: I'd just like to remind you both that some people have war in their countries.
@coolkyledude: I too like Dustin, and I absolute find him hilarious. With that said, the unnecessary hate some people get for liking a character doesn't make sense at all. I think it'd be hilarious if Dustin won, but I honestly want Ky winning. Still, hating on another user because he/she likes a character is lame.
@Joey the Badass Wheeler: Okay, I can support you on that.
@arv0908: Alright Mary of the comment section of these comics hate on the people whose different then you (Not just me being a cat)
I find Shaega entertaining and fun so how about you can just leave
If you dont like it fine stop reading the comment section and enjoy the damn comic then attack people for no reason other then they like someone thats not the popular consensus
@DrMarble: Name one thing Ky has meaningfully contributed to this season other than being an idiot.
@I_Like_Blondes: Dustin is W I N N I N G
@I_Like_Blondes: He got angry at Shaega and his ally Leah was purple rock'd.
@coolkyledude: I haven't really understood the extreme hate for Dustin in the comments, but I don't know if he'd be a very good winner for this season.
@coolkyledude: Dustin hasn't contributed anything meaningful strategically and he's been a pawn for the most terrible players this season. He doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning even if he continues this immunity streak.
@Sonofhades: Who gives a fuck about strategy?
@I_Like_Blondes: Lets see some of the jury who vote based on strategy
@I_Like_Blondes: Apparently you just watch and read Survivor for the blondes and the bikini babes.
@arv0908: I like blondes.
@arv0908: Do you not? I like blondes. Is it weird for him to also like blondes?
@arv0908: While I don't think Dustin is nearly as bad as you say, their is some merit to what you're saying and as for Coolkyledude and I_Like_Blondes, Ky isn't really an idiot. He's hyper and doesn't care about the strategy aspect of the game. He's more naive than anything. Doesn't make him stupid though.
@Joey the Badass Wheeler: The same argument can be made for Dustin. The exact same argument.
@coolkyledude: Oh, how about that "big move" Dustin keeps talking about?
@arv0908: What about it? So he's going to try something. Great. It hasn't happened yet, so I'm not sure what you're trying to say?
@Joey the Badass Wheeler: I liked Dustin a while ago but his dumb blonde persona is just overused and tiring now.
@coolkyledude: Don't listen to their stupid mob mentality. You're allowed to like any character you want to. Dustin is a fantastic character and his existence is hilarious to me. Every little crybaby in the comments gets upset when someone has a favourite that isn't named Taro or Ky.
@uhbihbjnk: So very true! Maybe if you actually backed up your opinion a bit with some logic, reasoning, and actual proof/thought, perhaps stuff like this wouldn't happen, mister asshole. So, you can be a hipster all you like and enjoy things with no rhyme or reason; it's your right. But don't mock or attack others who want to defend what THEY like and want to counter what YOU say, either, because we have just as much right as you do. Remember that.
@Tailslover13: "don't mock or attack others". You should learn to take your own advice. There's no difference to what I'm saying about Dustin than to what you say about Ky. The only difference is that yo're so delusional you think you're opinion is superior and everyone else is an idiot for having a separate one
@uhbihbjnk: I don't take illiterate people seriously when they don't even know how to type. You're a joke to me, and your typing skills prove it. It's so hilarious how you can't refute anything I say, and just use the immature "I know what you are, but what am I?" comeback. I use well thought-out explanations, logic, reasoning, and examples to formulate my thoughts. I even refuted what others that defend Dustin, Shaega or Sylvia say in the same manner. To win an argument or to prove something wrong, you must back it up with evidence and logic. You provided none, and neither did the others. So your argument is invalid, as the old internet error states.
Please try again. Or don't, since I really don't want to hear it.
I think either everyone will finally get sick of Shaega and vote him out, or the normals will stick together and vote out Taro *cries*
The stupid will never leave. Let's just accept it as a fact now.
I feel like I just started writing these reviews, and yet, I'm already at the big one. It feels weird jumping straight into what is universally believed to be the best season ever. I mean, we all agree, right?
But don't you think it was a little overra-
*taser click, screaming*
No, I'm just playing. Season 3 was and always will be amazing. I almost believe this story was dreampt up earlier than Season 1, and SWSU just waited until everything was perfect before writing it.
The cast is what makes the season. Based on personality and development alone, we have Popper, Iris, Marty, Isaac, Hope BAGELS!, Norman, Beth, Violet, Alex, Baxter, and Montana; more than half of the actual cast, which is quite an accomplishment. I'm not even a fan of a few of these people, but they're still very enjoyable, especially Montana, who will always be the best.
It's just so boringly flawless that I can't say anything no one else has said about this season, so let me end by pointing out the most obvious thing about Season 3: we're never going to get a season this good again.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Montana is and always will be the best SFC winner ever.
PS: Why the hell hasn't Hope returned yet?
@DrMarble: Montana was great, she was my favorite winner. If Hogan had won in season one, he would have been my favorite.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Montygoddess in a unitard <3
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Yes. The Hope Bagels XD
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: "I almost believe this story was dreampt up earlier than Season 1, and SWSU just waited until everything was perfect before writing it."
Nope. I dont plan Seasons that far in advance. Never have.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: 3 was such an amazing season. Great villains, fantastic winner. I really hate to use this term in Survivor, but Montana really earned the title of Goddess. Also, 'OOTSIES!
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: im probably the only one who thinks Mo ty isnt the best winner but thats just me im not trolling im being serious her story arc was good and she is in the top but I love other winners more
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: I absolutely love how Montana went from going on the show just for the pre jury vacation, to ultimately winning the game.
Closest we got to a real Montana in the real show was Courtney Yates.
I thought dumb people weren't good at mazes.
@Vilecheese: They are when the plot still requires them in order to function.
Get lost Dustin, you made immunity challenges boring and unexciting. Screw you dumb bitch.
@arv0908: It's really boring because, apparently, he's good at everything. Running, balance, jumping, bowling, mazes...
Wellllllll shit was kinda hoping Dustin'd be gone this time... Looking much more likely that one of the amazing duo will be sent packing..
Also, a bit of shameless self promotion. I'm planning on writing a Survivor fanfic. Here's where I give more details: http://drmarble1.deviantart.com/journal/
@DrMarble: Looks good. But I only see nine people on the blue tribe. Why's that?
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Not sure if you are being serious, or that's a joke about Canada :P
@DrMarble: Nice. I've been thinking of making my own, to be honest. I just need to gather everything first and then I'll be good.
Also, Seiko <3
@ChronoAlone: Seiko was to good for this world.
@DrMarble: She should've survived and became Naomi's waifu >.<
@DrMarble: Looks interesting I mean I write my stories off of brantsteele so :P
@DrMarble: Add Ace Attorney to something and I'm interested... As you can tell, I'm definitely not biased.
Shaega's story is complete, he's gone next.
I'm pretty sure Dustin is going to turn on Shaega, since Shaega's story is basically done. That said, once he votes out Shaega, he will have fulfilled his narrative purpose and he can be discarded. Which will be nice, because I can't stand his dumb ass.
No surprise there. Dustin sails into the Final Four.
It's do-or-die time for Ky and Taro. Their ploy to make Shaega the 'Jury Threat' probably won't be enough (Dustin's stupid enough to believe it, but he's also stupidly loyal to him; and Sylvia isn't a complete box of rocks) so they may also throw in a different tact to seal Shaega's fate.
Unless Shaega manages to pull something evil out of his sleeves. Which is always a possibility.
@RedBeryl: Which sleeve, the normal one or the weird detached one?
Welp, it's time for Taro to get away with something he shouldn't again. I'd care more if I wasn't ready to see Sheaga have his leave, but it's still kinda annoying.
Back when Ker went on an immunity streak, I had no problem with it but Dustin definitely doesn't need the immunity necklace that often. At least Sheaga didn't win this with Paranoia's help.
I hope Dustin remembers the discussion at Taro's sushi shack and betrays Shaega. This is one of the few betrayals I'd be ok with.
Looks like Ky's going to be a goner in this episode unless Dustin or Sylvia turn against Shaega.
EDIT: Also the negativity is really getting on my nerves. Nobody is retarded or stupid for supporting Dustin or Sylvia, or Shaega. Nobody is stupid and clueless if they're not supporting Ky or Taro. People are allowed to root for whoever they want. Not to mention Dustin/Sylvia are being demonized when they're really not that BAD. Need I remind you of SFC10's Final 3? There's far worse.
@TJBambi93: They're being demonized because they're posing a threat to Ky and Taro. If Ky and Taro were replaced with Lea and Juli, everyone would leave them alone. But since they could potentially eliminate perfect little Ky, they're automatically the worst people in the game.
@Guest: Yeah. I will say that I absolutely adore Ky, and I would prefer he stay in the game over Shaega, but the writing's on the wall. It's better for Dustin and Sylvia to eliminate Ky over Shaega if one of them wants to win this game. That doesn't make them villains, they're just trying to win.
@TJBambi93: Exactly. Finally, someone else who realizes this.
@TJBambi93: Agreed! Just wish certain people in the comments section understood this...
Who cares. Ky is leaving next anyway, sadly. This is meaningless. The three Normals will just keep ruining the endgame for us.
Elaborate? I don't get what you mean.
@coolkyledude: I'm not talking with you any longer. After all the drama you caused last night, it's not worth getting into. Some people just aren't good for sharing opinions with.
@Tailslover13: You're saying HE started it? As far as I know, he was just stating his opinion.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: I'm just going to say this once:
You have freedom of speech and you're allowed to say whatever you want. BUT, when you do that, you better be ready to face the consequences when you do, because chances are some people aren't going to like what you say. Doesn't matter if you think what you said wasn't that bad; someone WILL take offense to it and attack you. And they're allowed to do that, because you took the liberty of saying something first, opinion or not. I'm well aware of that myself whenever I state my own opinion, and I'm used to it. Others need to be aware of this, too.
@Tailslover13: It feels like we're all just looking for reasons to be offended these days. I don't like it.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: Well, don't say stupid shit then that'll piss someone off and back it up by whining that it's "your opinion and you can do what you want". Getting offended happens far too often, sure, but when people just say REALLY stupid things...they just ask to be attacked back for it.
@GaryHawkinsLandscaper: You have to agree that we can't just let some things go, right? Yes, getting offended over stupid things like...Derpy Hooves' name, or Ellen making a joke about a woman's name, or just ANYTHING ridiculous like that...it's stupid for sure. But sometimes...when you do something dumb, you're just going to get blasted for it.
Just look at this from the other point of view, okay? Mr. Kyle made a bold statement that Dustin winning would be the best end to this season. That is a really dumb statement, and opinion or not, he deserved to be mocked for it. Here's why:
1. He compared Dustin to Fabio and Keith. That is an insult to both of them. Fabio and Keith were not stupid; they were just silly, but they were smart in their own ways. Dustin is not smart, and has not been shown to be smart. Plus, he has angered almost half the cast one way or another. Fabio and Keith did not.
2. He claims Dustin has been consistently positive, while Ky has not. This is flat-out incorrect, too. Dustin has been viewed negatively since the merge, and Ky has never gotten a mixed or negative tone the entire season. My point is that Mr. Kyle is just making stuff up to try and back up his point, but his point is so stupid that he can't actually do it.
3. He does the whole "I like blondes" thing, which is REALLY annoying and just spam at this point. If you looked at Deviantart ORG or on Deviantart itself, a lot of this spam shit happened a few times, and it's NOT funny. It's not people having fun; it's just bogging down the comment section with idiocy. It's trolling, and is only good for that: pissing others off. It's not a valid point to anything.
4. He claims Dustin winning would be the only good ending to the season. That would be like someone saying Cordelia or Brandi winning would've been the only good ending. YES, you are ENTITLED to your damn opinion...but when your "opinion" is just so stupid and you can't actually back it up with any amount of logic other than "I just feel this way because I can", then you're an idiot. Dustin is purposely being shown to be an idiot, siding with a known bully and villain, an immunity hog, a backstabber who lies to people just to get ahead (Zach, Ky, Sylvia, Brandi, Leah), and his surfer shtick is really annoying. So, seeing him win would be an insult to the series. A "WTF" winner is very different from a BAD winner. A WTF winner would be Shaega or Ky at this point. A bad winner would be Sylvia or Dustin. The likely winner is Taro.
So, you get what I'm saying? If you're going to say something, actually back it up with some GOOD points and logic and reasoning, or else you're just asking to be attacked or mocked. And that's allowed, because if you're gonna say your opinion...you better brace yourself for people to go against you and challenge you on it. Do I admit that Arv0908 maybe went too far? Absolutely. But, I still get where he was coming from.
Yawn. Who gives a shit.
Unless they somehow convince Shaega to come to their side, one of Taro or Ky is next to leave. The one that stays probably wins.