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Well, its official. I'm gonna get alot of hate for this XD
I know Betty was a popular character (Although more popular than I imagined), but her whole story was to have a stable alliance, stable story. And only one person wants her out, and nobody took his threats seriously when they should have.
She realy didnt do anything wrong in the game besides lose challenges, but she was the victim of an irrational player with an irrational reason. So it may be unfair but thats how the game goes.
Were you, like, depressed, when you wrote SFC7?
I thought for sure Betty was going to make merge.
KILL RUSSELL NOW.
This is almost as big of an asspull as that coup d'etat I mentioned earlier. ;.;
You know what, fuck it, here's my rant.
To start off, Russell could've actually not been so bad. If done correctly, he would have made a decent villain, and a semi-memorable character. Unfortunately, all we saw was him, and him alone in Samoa. Frankly, the only reason it didn't happen again was because HvV was an All-Star season. And all he did was say the same old shit all the time. Never changed.
But what made him so unbearable was the real life version of him. When he lost against Natalie, he was literally CRYING and literally tried to BRIBE her to give him the title of Sole Survivor. I am not making that up. And when he lost against Sandra (Sandra <3), he had the GALL to claim that the rules were messed up, and they should be changed. Even Probst, who had been mangasming over him the whole season, had enough of him, and pretty much told him to shut the fuck up.
The very worst part of Russell is that he made the Survivor fanbase 50% dumber. Go on Facebook or CBS.com, and you'll see a bunch of misspelled topics saying, RUSEL WUZ RAWBED11! GRATEST PLAYA EVA111!Q It's like they forgot the other 18 seasons ever happened. And the sad part is, is that, just by me going on this wall-of-text rant, he's already won, as there is no such thing as bad publicity.
Burn in hell, Russell Hantz. Maybe I'm overreacting to just a reality show and a very well-done webcomic, but Survivor was my childhood. I refuse to let a troll fuck it up anymore.
'Kay, I'm done.
cRaZy: Thanks ^_^
Lasercatz: Quite happy actually. Anytime something unexpected happens Im happy.
Vilecheese: Alot of people thought she would
LAsercatz2: I pretty much agree with all that
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WHY?!! WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU KEEP RUSSEL STILL?!!! WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
Russell Zerg rush block'd them.
What a jackass :c
Thats it I'm moving to Canada (packs bags and leaves)
Okay, I'm torturing Jasen tomorrow via writing.
gmc: Because if he left now it wouldnt be that epic.
AnXjak: He totally is.
cRaZyKiD: See ya soon
SPDark: He does deserve some blame
I need to spread some love in these parts.
sfc russell <3
coup d'etats <3
BTW, I'm fine if you do like SFC Russell. He's like a MUCH more negative version of Craig. And hey, if you're into that, fine. ^_^
The problem arises if you like real-life Russell. Then, you are just white trash, the literal dumb American. I mean, why else would you root for someone who got arrested for beating up a young girl?
Not only is Russell's still here, but now Betty's gone.
*turns on the chainsaw*
Who wants to die first >=D
THIS IS PLAIN OLE RETARDED BULLSHIT. IF RUSSELL OUTLIVES EVERYONE I'LL FUCKING BE PISSED MAN! MORE SO! BETTY GODDESS WAS RAWBED. FUUUUUCK
I probably would've been...a LITTLE okay with this if, I dunno, we were SHOWN the part where Russell got the idol.
But we didn't. Russell got that idol out of freaking nowhere. That makes this 100% asspull, and 100% bad writing.
Therefore, Russell decreases the quality of the writing. Russell hate.
Lasercatz: SFCRuss >RealRuss
Shuugs: Sacrifices must be made.
Vilecheese: This was planned in the early stages of the comic. Up to the very last detail here. And besides this was supposed to be a fake out. If I would have shown Russell getting the Idol it would be Painfully Obvious Betty was going. So to make it more interesting, I hid it, and I dont regret it
THIS! IS! PALAU 2.0!!!!
SWSU, MAKE SURE that Betty comes back for the next All-Stars season, cause she was unfairly screwed over.
OH, BTW, IF Russell ever happens to make the finals AGAIN, I'm gonna take it that the entire point of this comic is just to parody the increasingly deteriorating actual show...
And now, I'm just hoping that Vent doesn't go pre-jury...
lulz bad writing.
it was GOOD writing.
GOOD JOB SWOOSO.
Son of a bitch! I effing hate Russel, way to ruin the season. I love your writing but by having Russel do that once more, it's so annoying.
mydoctor: He isnt making the finals. Trust me.
Froggy2: Thanks :3
KrayTX: He cant use the idols forever
I saw this coming a mile off.
Russhole's like the bloody plague. No matter how hard his tribe tries, he can't just take the frigging vote like a man.
Undeserved elimination. Dear god I hope this gets fixed. :/
RUSSELL MUST GO.
Well, it's prefectly in character for Russell. I suspect he will make the merge before he falls, just so he can troll the other tribe.
The hell'd he get that?
Talk about luck. If it wasn't for the Vamp's slip up, he would have been gone.
And as I recall, Twilight Vampires can read minds. Thus proving mind reading powers suck.
They should evict him from their shelter, force him to search for his own food and search his belongings before going to TC to make sure he doesn't have another HII stashed away somewhere.
And while writing this I realized that is what they tried to do with Manya and Chrii and I was against that. But Russel deserves it. He seems to only be staying in the game because the only thing he really is good in is finding the HII.
P.S. Even without Jasen giving him a heads up, all the negativity during the pre-voting questions hinted they were going to vote him out.
Krauss: Russel your teamwork sucks, your game sucks, you suck. HAHAHAHAHAHA who do you think I'm voting for?
Russel: I play idol nao
Krauss: JASEN IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU WARNED HIM
Ok, screw politeness
Hate, hate, hate, HATE THAT FAT FUCKING BASTARD!!!!! Seriously, he's worse than craig. At least Craig had funny moments.
The annoying part is you said only normal eliminations happen, and that's annoying because Russel, in my eyes doesn't deserve to be eliminated the normal way.
I know a lot of people want the ventrilous group to split before merge, but you know what? Keep them together. I hope they pull off a mega blindside on him.
Also I'm silently hoping the next survivor who get's eliminated instead of that fat bastard uses his troll face as an extinguisher.
Like LaMoop I saw this coming a mile away. It was too obvious he was staying in the game. *Sigh*... and for once I was hoping to be surprise... This is going to make the series even more harder to read. I don't think I can even be happy when he actually leaves since it seems pointless now that most of the cast that I enjoy are gone.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! No! Noooo! Nononono! No! NO! No. No. No... NOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Yes, an immature post I know but come on! He literally pulled out that Hidden Immunity Idol at the last minute. I don't care WHERE or WHEN he found it, it should had at least been shown!
Jasen, you can go without sleep. WATCH HIM. LIKE A HAWK.
AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET TO JURY.
LaMoop: I dont think the target will be lifted from his back
Celestial: Either way expect a blindside by the end of the season.
Chaun: He found it.
AkumaTh: Agreed. Pick a better power :p
LordViking: If Jasen didnt give it away, Krauss would have spoiled it.
The_mad_one: He still cant shake part of that arrogance.
BAZ: By Normal Eliminations I mean no quitting or Med Evacs
SkylerJ: Tbh thouh, very few even suspected it.
Tinyhammer: If I showed him finding the Idol though, I'd waste screentime, and I'd ruin the surprise.
Masterweaver: 1-4 rounds left to get him out
True, seeing by the reaction, I think everyone was pretty certain he was going to go home. I wish the tv series would follow your style and keep the hidden immunity idol hidden. It be such a shocker if someone just randomly pulled it out! Btw whats everyone opinion of Brenda going home last night? I enjoyed it.
1) @SkylarJ: The votes are way too predictable in Survivor S21.
2) @AkumaTh: But that isn't his power in the first place, so it doesn't apply. =/ They only have one. Jasper can manipulate emotions, Alice can see the future, Reneesme can project pictures into one's mind...
4th comment, I officially have no life >_<
"You know, you don't talk much."
"I know. It's weird."
BEST. QUOTE. EVER. Kelly Ssssoutstanding FTW plz.
@Lasercatz: You should go on CBS and watch her confessionals. Especially the one about the volcano. It truly made me like her more!
Still Fabio for the win! At this point I think he has a good shot at it1
UGH, that smug smile of his!
Sleazeball-iness like that only comes once every century!
Why am I bleeding!??! Aaaugh the Agony of russel has caused Scuvy! Aaaaauugh!
*Seriously if he doesn't get off in the next vote there's going to be a bloody riot on your hands*
I love the RL Character that Russel hantz portrayed on Survivor (1st episode he was evr er in, he stated it was a character...) But come on.... Even I think this was an ass-grab.